February 2013
January 2013
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fuckingniall:
wizards—and-demigods:
fuckingniall:
if i ever became famous i’d be the freak who fangirls every time i get to meet a new celebrity like it would never get old
did you mean jennifer lawrence
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dontdishonorthebarricade:
omg guys im cryinG THIS GIF LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE SAID SOMETHING REALLY OFFENSIVE AND THEY’RE ALL JUST SITTING THERE IN *STUNNED SILENCE*
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December 2012
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November 2012
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October 2012
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*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
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mycroft:
man idk about you but I’m tired of hearing all these men talk about what women need
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raf-simons-haunted-tongue-ring:
lemme break this down
Ryan, knowing Biden’s family died in a terrible car accident, brings up car accidents in their debate
Romney, knowing Obama grew up in a single parent household, vilifies single parents in their debate
vote, don’t vote, agree or disagree if you honestly are okay with that straight underhanded shit i’m gonna need you to e-mail Jesus,...
Romney: I want to get rid of Planned Parenthood
Obama: I want to keep Planned Parenthood and make contraception available for all women
Romney: THAT'S WHAT I SAID
me rereading a book: I hope nobody dies this time.
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gravity and graceful plans: FANGIRL CHALLENGE →
lionswolf:
This is a big challenge that I made for the summer holiday, even though there are already a lot of these challenges. You don’t have to do them all or that many at each category (or you can do more at each category because you want more of them). It’s a lot and it will probably…
Oh god. Should I do it?
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Why do people say ‘grow some balls’? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna...
– Betty White
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urbran:
excuse me while i blog in private
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hisaolloween:
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rapewhistled:
if abortions are murder then blowjobs are genocide
did u get this text post off a hot topic tshirt
did you get ur url off a hot topic shirt
no no i wanna see where this goes
wank-r:
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
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lullabysounds:
It’s really weird thinking about how every person you walk by has a name and a personality and a group of friends you’ll never know and a messed up family or an awesome family or that they’re in love or that they’re depressed or are having the best or worst day of their life. There are a lot of people around and I’ll hardly know any of them.
galehawthorne:
i just wish i could read harry potter for the first time again
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